omegle.
justin beach
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BECAUSE THAT SHIT IS HILARIOUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Number 1:
Stranger: hi
You: ontd is taking over bitch!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Number 2:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HELLOOOO
You: hi, it Chris Hansen
Stranger: omg not again
Stranger: i just wanted to talk to her
You: so why did you bring condoms
Stranger: those arent condoms they're balloons
You: oh? and the lube?
Stranger: she wanted me to make her a balloon dog
You: ok , do im just going to read some of your emails right now.
Stranger: she said she was 18
Stranger: i swear it
You: she said right here when u askd her her age.. 'im fourteen'
You: ...?
Stranger: that was 4 years ago
Stranger: i waited till she turned 18 i kid u not
You: but you guys started talking yesterday?
Stranger: can i leave now? i have a family!
Stranger: i dont usually do this...
You: but this is your second offense ...

Number 3:
You: hey this is Edward
Stranger: Edward Cullen?
You: o.m.g yes.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Number 4:
You: u like to rape little girls my frnd?
You: and little boys?
Stranger: *Nods*
You: do u know who i am?
Stranger: you got any children?
You: my name is Chris Hansen...
You: whats yours?
Stranger: why?
You: im from dateline NBC... heard of it?
Stranger: ... SHIT
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


thats all ive got for today,
id say it has been very productive.


Writer's Block: Becoming a TV Character
KingB
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If you could be any character from any TV show, who would you be and why?

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BLAIR WALDORFFFFF!
because bitch is fierce.

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KingB
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